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Monday, November 8, 2010

Affirmations.

"Have you ever auditioned for face? Because you look JUST like Snow White."
"You know who you look like, right? Miss Germany?"
"I know I don't know you or anything, but you know you could be Wendy, right?"
"No, you couldn't be Snow White. But you could be Cinderella, WENDY, Alice, and oh, you have a Tinker face."
"You have a total fairy face. Tinkerbell, Vidia...Why didn't you go to the Vidia audition, dumbass?"

and my favorite,
"I'm not a lesbian or anything, and all of you ladies are lovely here, but THAT girl is stunningly pretty."