not the most creative, but cute :)

"so this one fateful night these two star crossed lovers met by happenstance. they met because of the woman's crossed ex and the man's willingness to save this distressed damsel from her horrid ex...from that fateful night, who would have ever thought that from those circumstances the most comfortable, natural and intense relationship could occur. this is for all of the starcrossed lovers who are separated by miles but together in heart"